Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
