My first STD was from a foam party
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Randomize
