you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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