All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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