sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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