But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
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