margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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