GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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