Sponge bath it is.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
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