Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
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i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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