At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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