I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Randomize
