thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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