And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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