i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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