big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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