So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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