It's like God shit irony all over that family
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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