we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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