Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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