By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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