Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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