Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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