Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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