Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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