Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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