But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
it's like heaven, but drunker
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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