I just threw up on my dentist
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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