haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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