I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
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