He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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