oh god the rape fog is back!
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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