So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
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