is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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