I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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