btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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