New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
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