Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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