You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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