we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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