Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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