Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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