do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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