omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Randomize
