is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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