But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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