16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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