Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Shame - the story of my life.
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