dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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