ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
