She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
It's official drugs can't kill me
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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