I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Randomize
