I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Randomize
