I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Randomize
